There is No Drink Like BEER !!
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”.
― Benjamin Franklin
Other than this there are several fun points that compare beer to women (for fun only, not to be taken seriously, some parts are a bit sexually inclined..cautionary warning).
1.A beer is always wet, a woman isn’t.
1 point for beer!
2. beer is horrible when it is hot.
1 point for women!
3. A cold beer satisfies you.
1 point for beer!
4 . If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women,
your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again.
Draw! (It depends on your point of view).
5. 10 beers in a night and then you can’t drive. 10 women in one night and you don’t have to drive anywhere!
1 point for women!
6. The older beer is, the better.
1 point for beer!
7. Many beers can make you see UFO’s. Many women can make you see God!
1 point for women!
8. If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you’re normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you’re alcoholic.
1 point for women!
9. For a beer you pay taxes.
1 point for women!
10. If you take a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry.
1 point for beer!
11. You can always be sure that you’re the first one “opening” a beer.
1 point for beer!
12. If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself.
1 point for beer!
13. You know exactly how much a beer costs.
1 point for beer!
14. A beer doesn’t have a mother.
1 point for beer!
15. You can do it if you want, but beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an hour after.
1 point for beer!
Final Score: beer beats women. (9 to 6)
If you’re a woman and getting angry, think that a beer wouldn’t.
Another point for beer! FINAL SCORE: 10 to 6.
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